I found an old to-do list in my room. One of the items was "clean room". I thought, "what project was I working on that I needed to build a clean room for?"

Apparently I made a note to my self at one time to clean my room.

I booted up an old server that I had decomissioned for a while. When I pulled up the home directory, I found a folder 'sambauser' -- who the hell is Sam Bauser? Why would a hacker leave such an obvious trail like creating a home directory with his name on it?

A google search pointed out that it was actually 'samba user'.