Friday, June 17, 2005

Candy magnate Willie Wonka has been arrested on several charges, including child abuse. LA prosecutors say they are currently searching the Chocolate Factory. A spokesperson for Wonka has released this statement: "Mr. Wonka loves children and has dedicated his life to bringing children joy. This fact does not make him a pedophile. We fully expect Mr. Wonka to be cleared of all charges." Wonka is currently free on $1 million dollars bond.

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